Sex

Beer

 

From: Mike Helsher
Date: Thu Mar 25, 2004 7:21 am
Subject: beer (was sex)

Bryan wrote in response to who said:

"I believe in love.
I believe in anything
That's gonna get me what I want."

<snip>

3) Peter Staudenmaier, in his unpublished autobiography "Monogamy Sucks and so do I"


Mike:

:^O

Bryan:

5) Everybody including myself, after a few beers too many.


Mike:

Well, I'm happy and sad to say that I've had my "few beers to many" - used up my allotment in this life by the time I was 28. On average I have calculated that I drank 37,440 cans of beer over a ten year period. Back then I was like the blonde guy in "Spinal Tap" when he said something like: "I think I'm more of a selective human, because I believe virtually everything that I read." :^)

I'm still waiting for Sam Adams to come out with a Non-alcoholic version. After almost 15 years of abstinence, I still dream of having just one

Longingly,

Mike

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From: "zapdingo" <zapdingo@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:12 am
Subject: Re: beer (was sex)

Mike wrote:

I'm still waiting for Sam Adams to come out with a Non-alcoholic version. After almost 15 years of abstinence, I still dream of having just one

Mike,

This reminds me of that beer advertisment campaign in Utah, by Wasatch Beers. They released a beer called "Polygamy Porter" and used the catchy slogan: "Why have just one?" Mormons didn't dig it much, though.

Bryan

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